MY NAME IS CARMICHAEL. I AM THE BROTHER OF DELAND, SON OF HAI AND RITA, CHILD BORNE FROM THE SAME PRIMORDIAL FROTH THAT SPEWED FORTH ZEUS. I AM GOOD LOOKING, CHARMING, AND MY FUCKING SIGNATURE IS NOT WORKING. WHY WOULD JESUS DO THAT AFTER I MADE HIM BLLEEED. FUCK YOU AND WELCOME.